![]() The reason I say frustrating is that you often get killed trying to figure out/remember how the ability/weapon of each new hero works. ![]() 80's style machismo, or should that be macheesemo! Where men were men and women liked it that way! I play it randomly for mindless blasting in short blasts of about half or a full blasting hour of blastery blasted blastness. But this is just the type of game that brings that out. We are ALL Human, we are all individual, we all have our own thoughts and opinions, so it stands to reason they will all be different - how many people have you met who agrees with EVERYTHING you believe in? NONE! Even the closest of friends have differing opinions. It gets overwhelming scores and it deserves it for it is entertaining and 'oh god do I thank the devs' for some old fashioned, mindless testosterone! I'm sick of the modern woke/pc/triggered snowflake/it's all about me/'feelings'/bleeding heart liberal (not) 'you will think the way I think' cancel culture marxists (I could go on)! Open your minds, read a book purporting the other side of the argument from your own, and for the love of all that IS.realize that just because none of your friend group like/think/know/watch/read/eat that, that it is not so. It can be fun, but I find it frustrating too. Toenail Tornado (Total Toss): A playthrough so appalling it’s like being trapped in a Turkish sauna with the ugliest, hairiest, fattest, sweatiest beast of a neolithic hominid who’s trimming his toenails using pliers and the splinters are reminiscent of a scene from the Normandy Landings. This is what this game feels like – the occasional/rare bouts of fun, the rest bobbing like a 19th century British Policeman (now you know why!). The main problem of course, is the two veg sticking to your inside thigh. Todger/Tadger & (scroTum) Taters (Tedious): Is it an ‘a’ or is it an ‘o’? Who cares! The meat can be fun to play with for about 5 minutes of your entire day, the rest it just hangs there and generally gets in the way of doing something else. The definitive ‘Meh’ - the middle ‘sideways thumb’ option for which everyone on Steam cries. Torso Teaser (Taker of your Time): It’s a flat stomach.sure it’s nice to look at, run your fingers over, slobber on a bit, sometimes that bellybutton gets your motor running.but it's just basically the corridor between the two ‘gaming rooms’. What most games you really like score – perfection is so rare after all. The Tits (Terrific): Everyone loves playing with these! Not THE best bit, but such fun on their own you can be lost for hours.mmmm. Tonsil Tickler (Totally Tops): The frenchy of which you always dreamt! To quote a master, “She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a Man’s tonsils!”. ![]() Teaboy’s Tonsil Titillators or Toenail Titbits! (Rating) Sorry devs!).Ī note on time played: My Steam clock does not seem to work properly, indeed, it even minuses time on occasion! Plus, I have a tendency to wander off and leave games running at times, so time played may not be entirely accurate! (Although I hate panning a developer’s work and all the time, effort and love they put into designing these – it is their life after all – this is my honest, personal opinion of my level of enjoyment. ![]() Teaboy's Basic(ish) Reviews.I read a lot of reviews when looking at games on Steam, and it quickly gets tiring – those who write involved, down to the micron scale reviews, although helpful, end up like looking at War & Peace when you’ve only got time for a quick 5 minute dump! This is middle of the road and to the point – not easy for me as I tend towards sesquipedalian loquaciousness! Vociferously Verbose? Alright, verbal diarrhoea. Historic Review: Games I played months if not years ago – I decided to start reviewing right at the end of 2023! Memory of a trepanned, ADHD toddler with impulse control issues notwithstanding.
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